... you would be a _____.
Butcher/Meat Cutter. In fact I retired in May and am now a Meat Department Manager for a supermarket.
Now that I am a retired LEO, I'm spending most of my time with my music and literary projects, as I was a performing Jazz musician, composer, arranger and writer before (and while) I became a Cop. Other than that, It would be interesting to become a Giant Alien Carnivorous Amoeba. Then I could capture and use all of the criminals and terrorists as food (without any indigestion) and make the world a safer place for children and puppies and kittens. ALIENCOP
As a retired Lieutentant (NYPD) I would still being doing what I love, which is helping people. Since retirement, I have written book, "Who Helps the Helper: Proven Stress Management Techniques for Law Enforcement Officers," which is dedicated to all the men and women who work day in and day out to help others. Now it is my chance to help out the helpers in a formal capacity. ~Deborah www.policestressdoc.com